Prepare yourself, it's gonna be quite the ride!
bad lip reading
motherfucka you gay
(via erendragneel)@5 hours ago with 38707 notes
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So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY